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 Lindsay Lohan

 

Luscious Lindsay just fell in love again.  This time it’s twice.  My source revealed that movie star and compulsive shopper Lindsay just purchased two adorable puppies – a black and white Jack Russell Terrier named Brooklyn and a loveable yorkie named Dakota.

Her human significant other motion picture star Jude Law is promoting his new flick, “Holiday” at present in Japan.

I guess she was lonely for Law darlings, that is why she bought the pups.

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 Paula Abdul

 

Pop Princess Paul Abdul who we all love and adore as the sweet “American Idol” judge was recently seen on “The Late Show With David Letterman”. 

Apparently Paula has a not so nice nickname for her associate and colleague, Mr. Simon Cowell.   The inquisitive Mr. Letterman asked Paula, “You honestly hate Simon, don’t you?  He’s smug and he’s arrogant.  And he thinks you want to have sexual activities with him.”  Darling Paula, affectionately replied, “You are right about that.  But that will never happen – because his nickname is Small Ben.” 

You go girl!

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Naomi Campbell
 
Diva Princess Naomi Campbell has now made a Sanitation cop, Lt. John Fitzgerald to be her own personal valet.  As the notorious Ms. Campbell posed for cameras her bodyguard persuaded unsuccessfully to have a sanitation official hold her designer leather tote.  When that did not work he presented the bag to next person standing in line, Lt. John Fitzgerald who politely took the bag.  Making sure her personal belongings were in tow, Ms. Campbell looked over her shoulder.

My sources revealed that according to their policies, community service workers are not allowed to let anyone touch their personal belongings, but as a courtesy they allowed it to happen.  In all the confusion Ms. Diva Campbell forgot her bag and she needed her clothes and ID.

Ms. Campbell arrived for the day wearing a gray fox coat and fedora, large black sunglasses, diamond earrings and spike heeled boots which she changed later to an appropriate orange vest and paratrooper boots to complete her duties for the day. 

Upon leaving for the day, Naomi carried her own bag.  City Hall sources revealed Lt. John Fitzgerald is not in trouble.  Well darlings, thank goodness for that!

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Vanessa Williams and Cognac Wellerlane at Fashion Week

Photography by Lorenzo Esquivel

 

Voluptuous Vanessa Williams celebrated her famous birthday yesterday by receiving the best present a girl could get, A Star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.  Congratulations and Happy Belated Birthday darling!

Ms. Williams surprised critics who panned her after she was forced to give up her title as Miss America for her scandalous nude photographs.  Ms. Williams has worked hard to be honored with 2,331st star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  Ensemble of actors and friends from “Ugly Betty” were there to show their support and encouragement in front of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

Williams portrays a glamorous diva fashion editor for a top fashion magazine on the show.  Vanessa gushed and thanked her cast members from “Ugly Betty” including the show’s producer Salma Hayek for supporting her on her special day.  “I love working with these people,” she said. “I also want to thank my family for allowing me to live my dreams. The sun didn’t shine today, but my heart is shining.”

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Naomi Campbell

Broom hilda Naomi swept her broom yesterday at the Manhattan Sanitation depot.  Ms. Campbell started her community service yesterday.

Naomi received lots of publicity posing for cameras on her way in and out of the Lower East Side Sanitation depot like she was walking on the runway at Fashion Week.  My sources revealed that she will be there for the entire week sweeping with her broom, mopping floors and washing windows.  “Yuk, Naomi is going to wash windows, darlings how gosh!!!

According to my source Naomi was happy to oblige and did exactly what was expected of her.   On her first day Ms. Campbell wore green yoga pants, a designer black empire-waist coat, diamond studs, large black sunglasses, a newsboy cap and designer stiletto heel boots.  A sanitation cop was on hand to ward off the onlookers.

At 4:00 P.M. her entourage picked her up which included a personal assistant, a driver, a bodyguard and Steven Klein who was photographing her perched atop a Cadillac Escalade.  Not to shabby darlings!

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Lindsay Lohan

Adorable luscious Lindsay continued her soiree over the weekend.  According to my sources Ms. Lohan and her entourage of comrades Publicists Lisette Sand Freeman and deejay Samantha Ronson strode into Beatrice Inn before entering the Box after midnight.

 

Sexy Lohan did a performance on stage to a bump and grind rendition – after Brendan Shanahan, New York Ranger  was blindfolded against his will by trannies dancing around his gorgeous bod!

 

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Kirsten Dunst

Stunning Marie Antoinette Star Kirsten Dunst has a new love.  My source revealed that Kirsten has just kicked out Fabrizio Moretti, Drew Barrymore’s ex for Johnny Brell, Razorlight frontman.  Apparently the two met three weeks ago at a Razorlight show and have fallen madly in love darlings!

 

They were seen dancing together at Blender House at the South by Sothwest music festival in Austin over the weekend.  My source revealed that the couple were smooching, cuddling and kissing and drinking Absolute cocktails all night.

 

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Nicole Richie

My source just revealed that Nicole Richie “The Simple Life” Star will take on a new role  as a camp counselor for fat kids at a fat camp.  Because of the sensitive nature of the show and to be politically correct reps for the E! Network are calling the show “Wellness Camp”.  The focus of the show is eating and maintaining a healthy lifestyle through proper nutrition and daily exercise.

Both Paris and Nicole will be dressed provocatively in short shorts running around the camp which is sure to boost the ratings.  The partners in crime, Paris and Nicole will do five camps in five Weeks.

 

Paris Hilton

 

Recently former anorexic Nicole has been battleing her own nutrition issues so this is positive change for “The Simple Life” Star!

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 Director John Waters and Cognac Wellerlane at the “Female Trouble” Screening at the Directors Guild Theatre – Photography by Shane Gritzinger

Tomorrow night 60-year-old ageless underground filmmaker and flamboyant Director Mr. John Waters will make his debut on Court TV on a new cable TV series,”Til Death Do Us Part”.  Darlings this could be a whole new career for Mr. Waters.
It is Mr. Waters’ first starring role in a weekly TV production.  Break a leg John, as we say in show Business!  Congratulations darling!  I  will be watching. 

My favorite film director, Mr. Waters had told me about this upcoming TV production when I last met up with him at the “Female Trouble Screening” at the Directors Guild Theatre back in October.  He had mentioned to me that the project was in the works and soon to air on Court TV.

To get a visual idea of what the series is about reminisce Alfred Hitchcock, The Twilight Zone
and Rod Serling’s Night Gallery.

The series is based on real life troubled marriage scenarios with disgruntle spouses murdering
each other.  This will be the first scripted drama for Court TV famous for its live courtroom
drama coverage and legal talk-show divas such as blonde intellectual beauty Nancy Grace.

Waters with his trademark pencil thin mustache and impeccably dressed portrays The Groom Reaper, a snide and snooty character who appears at the beginning and end of each dramatic episode commenting sarcastically on marriage, love, death and murder darlings….!!!

Film director, John Waters grew up in the 1950’s in Baltimore Maryland. Mr. Waters has
always had a fascination with violence and gore, both on the screen and in real life
making him extraordinary from other children growing up in America at that time.
In collaboration with his eccentric friends as his cast he started filming and producing
silent 8mm and 16mm films in the mid-’60s; he screened these in rented Baltimore church halls to underground audiences drawn by word of mouth and street leafleting campaigns. His shocking films at the time drew a discreet audience because of their content and humor.

Waters continued to make low-budget shocking movies with his Dreamland repertory company until Hollywood crossover success came with Hairspray (1988) in 1987.

He also has held more than a dozen onscreen roles most of them are loveable shady sleazy characters which range from a used car salesman in the 1986 film “Something Wild”
directed by Jonathan Demme to the paparazzi in “Seed of Chucky, a Don Mancini 2004 production.
He has been quoted as saying “I don’t seek out acting jobs. I don’t go to auditions. …
It must be the look. My mustache precedes me. It gets me the roles,” he says.

“And you know what? I used to hear old ladies in Baltimore say,
‘You find a good look, and you stick with it.” 

Which is why darling you have been a huge inspiration to me. 
Where do you think I got this big platinum hair from darlings? 
Marilyn Monroe, Bridget Bardot, Jayne Mansfield and John Water’s movies.

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 Heather Graham

Hello Darlings, Welcome back to Cognac’s Corner Magazine. 

Stunning Heather Graham and boyfriend, Restaurant Owner Charles Ferri of the very hot and trendy New York Club Lounge will be seen together in Ireland just in time for St. Patricks Day tomorrow.

My sources revealed that Heather is filming a juicy romantic new movie “Buy Borrow or Steal”.  Her signficant other, Charles Ferri cannot stand to be a minute without his love Heather so he decided to join her in Belfast, Ireland while she is filming.  The gorgeous Heather portrays a young woman who is about to face early menopause and has only two weeks to conceive a child.

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